if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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