the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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