I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
