So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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