nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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