He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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