shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Your shirt... Was in my pants
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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