But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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