how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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