No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just googled if crying burns calories
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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