you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
worst night to have a conscience
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have fence marks all over my body
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
