can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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