just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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