she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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