i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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