OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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