There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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