So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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