If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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