Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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