walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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