i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I could fuck to npr.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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