I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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