when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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