never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So squirting runs in the family.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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