so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
