Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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