How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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