She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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