1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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