I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
