fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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