he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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