if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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