So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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