No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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