dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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