U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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