Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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