Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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