I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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