is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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