hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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