Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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