2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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