Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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