butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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