Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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