Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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