We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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