kristin has been a bad kristin
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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