she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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