This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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