i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
we should paint friendship bongs
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