i just had sex bonerless
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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