stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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