If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
